Lucilla (35) came as an Italian au pair 15 years ago, and is still here. She’s become a mother to the children, and is a fully fledged member of the family. She’s from Milan, and as flamboyant as the dads. They dote on her, she’s probably the only nanny in England with a 6 figure salary - you can tell by her shoe collection, which must number over a thousand and has its own room dedicated to it.

She’s explosive, argumentative, just very Italian. Fiercely loyal to Theodore and Melvin, she’s a ride or die girl, and provides plenty of melodrama as Jane seeks to take control of the family.